Last night we ate with our son and family. We ordered pizza. Actually we ordered one large pizza and some salad. That’s ONE large pizza for five adults and two kids. John and I have just returned from Italy where people order a whole pizza just for themselves and eat the whole thing! How can one pizza possibly feed seven people?! This is how – make a tasteless crust, top it with tasteless cheese and tomato sauce, and serve it cold. I think there was a piece left over. That’s some pretty sad pizza.

A proximity of my awful slice of cold cheese pizza